{"title":"Yes, Officer","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt’s stock.\u003cbr\u003eAggressive stance. Wide wheels. Suspiciously perfect fitment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"yes-officer-t-shirt","title":"Yes, Officer \/\/ It's Stock","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE LOGIC\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eYour official response to any roadside inquiry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSometimes the factory just gets it right — aggressive stance, wide wheels, and fitment that raises questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIt’s stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE VIBE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFront:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Albert. He lives here now. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBack:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e “Yes, Officer” technical illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficial Statement:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e “It’s Stock.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFitment:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Aggressively OEM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDocumentation:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Available upon request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eColour:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Paddock White — high visibility. Nothing to hide (allegedly).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCRAFTSMANSHIP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePremium 100% combed cotton. Durable enough for a celebratory shoey. Soft enough for high-intensity paddock loitering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of Albert Park. Obviously. — Bean Prix. Born in Australia. Got out of hand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47970016919791,"sku":"20726601100284061591","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47970016952559,"sku":"18332051620098654942","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47970016985327,"sku":"27770750232790190870","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47970017018095,"sku":"28276062937554500820","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47970017050863,"sku":"33912410854909913714","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47970017083631,"sku":"19099232255131272437","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/6130\/8143\/files\/9480221323721278179_2048.jpg?v=1773307785"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/6130\/8143\/collections\/6176326913555298711_2048.jpg?v=1773394554","url":"https:\/\/beanprix.com\/collections\/yes-officer-collection.oembed","provider":"Bean Prix™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}