{"product_id":"i-didnt-see-it-t-shirt","title":"Not My Fault \/\/ I Didn't See It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE LOGIC\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e“I didn’t see it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe universal explanation for unexpectedly sharing space with a tyre wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSometimes the barrier just appears. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe BIA remains unconvinced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE VIBE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFront:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Albert. He lives here now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBack:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e “Not My Fault” impact illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficial Statement:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e “I didn’t see it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLegal Strategy:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e High drama. Zero accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eColour:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Paddock White — bright enough for the cameras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCRAFTSMANSHIP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePremium 100% combed cotton. Durable enough for a celebratory shoey. Soft enough for high-intensity paddock loitering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of Albert Park. Obviously. — Bean Prix. Born in Australia. Got out of hand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47970780971247,"sku":"50636778092206408197","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47970781004015,"sku":"89189924100963814627","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47970781036783,"sku":"21169390297294065308","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47970781069551,"sku":"32205486412979908459","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47970781102319,"sku":"32058765217037442186","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47970781135087,"sku":"29212495153430056111","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/6130\/8143\/files\/1655026175795572546_2048.jpg?v=1773314972","url":"https:\/\/beanprix.com\/products\/i-didnt-see-it-t-shirt","provider":"Bean Prix™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}