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THE LOGIC
Your official response to any roadside inquiry.
Sometimes the factory just gets it right — aggressive stance, wide wheels, and fitment that raises questions.
It’s stock.
THE VIBE
Front: Albert. He lives here now.
Back: “Yes, Officer” technical illustration.
Official Statement: “It’s Stock.”
Fitment: Aggressively OEM.
Documentation: Available upon request.
Colour: Paddock White — high visibility. Nothing to hide (allegedly).
CRAFTSMANSHIP
Premium 100% combed cotton. Durable enough for a celebratory shoey. Soft enough for high-intensity paddock loitering.
Part of Albert Park. Obviously. — Bean Prix. Born in Australia. Got out of hand.
MADE TO ORDER
Each garment is printed to order — zero waste, no shortcuts.
Allow a few extra days for production while we get your order ready.
FIT & CONSTRUCTION
Material: 100% Combed Cotton
Weight: 180 GSM
Fit: Classic unisex fit, neck ribbing, side-seamed, double-needle hems
Sizing: True to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
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SHIPPING
Production time applies before shipping.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Cold wash only
Turn inside out
Hang dry in shade
Do not tumble dry
Iron on reverse only